FAR FAR AWAY, NORTH FAIRYCAVE
Our beloved head of the egg league and egg tennis captain, Mr. Humpty Dumpty, has met his fat, his cruel destiny. He has fallen to his death from the great Muggle Wall on Friday the 13th at 9 a.m.
He had been there to pay his rites to his late grandpa, the rocking rockstar, Jackfruit Blueberry, but finally had to share the same grave.
The Three Little Pigs of Police have come to a conclusion that it is a pre-planned murder as evidences say so. There was an egg marked on the place where he sat. He was covered with yolk and was in a state no one could fix him.
There have been evidences that spring up a list of suspects. There are four suspects who have strong evidences against them. A green apple has been found in the site of murder, so the Pigs say it might have been Pegasus. About 13 feet away, a pail and a crown has been found, suspecting Jack and Jill. A golden hook was found under a tree near the spot of murder, an evidence against Captain Hook.
The new head of the egg league, Mr Egg Megg, has also reported strange sightings in the sky. A horrible sign. He had seen the dreaded Omelettes who turn eggizens into a cruel, unimaginable, unforgivable state: peppered omelettes.
King Shrek, Queen Fiona, Merlin and several other have gathered on Saturday at the egg yard to pay their final eggs to our beloved friend. He will stay in our yolks forever.
NIVETHA
23/09/2013
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