Dazzling Deers

Leaping through the forest,
grazing green grass.
Loving, lovely and leapy,
shining like gold, brass.

Eyes like diamonds
which are sold at Raymond's.
Wearing a coat of bark brown,
that blends well with soil ground.

Yes, that's the deer,
always, always, queer.
C'mon let's cheer,
for the golden deer.

Thin, strong legs,
that are good in running
but isn't it awful that it is not cunning?